February 2012
wow tumblr slightly changed their display on stuff
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Don't assume my posts are about you. But if you're...
abc4ever asked: If I met you in real life, I would say "hey! it's oppa!" and then ask if there is anywhere where room for dancing is available ^^
"If I met you in real life..." finish it in my...
My 3000th post. ^_^
I would like to dedicate this to whoever follows me and whoever I follow. b/c we all are here to look up funny, inspiring, or just random stuff on the internet. so yea.
Fighting:
toeofcamel:
How white people fight:
How spanish people fight:
How BLACK people fight:
How ASIANS fight:
people are just disappointing at this point… with what is going on… I could blame myself, but i know it’s not solely my fault. but yeah. I”m just like “fuck that, move on” funny thing is that is that I’ll be at a better point in my life by they the time they reach me.
Conversations
you’re cute,but like talking to you is like talking to myself… i am the only really there.
Where others may counter my arguements… I don’t bother because I too can do the same.
Like I wanna talk to you, but I don’t wanna be all creeper or be like some annoying person to you
I think I gotta follow my friend’s advice and just move on quickly.
you know what i learned
Infatuation…. the thing that leads me to like a girl. funny thing is that it’s there appearance that attracts me at first. there is an appeal in their appearance. or I just have fun talking to them. some girls are really pretty, some girls even see my feelings at the start(which i find hilarious b/c this one girls who i liked saw it… she told me kindly she couldn’t...
having hella fun with the skype fam!
we singing random songs. xD
woahkrista:
Space. Relationship or not, I like being alone. Letting my thoughts consume me. Just please understand that I don’t feel like talking. Take that as a clue to back off, not to comfort me. You have your problems and I have mine. Fix yours, and I’ll fix mine. Simple as that.
space… reading this makes me realize… i probably am the kinda guy who wants to know what’s...
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orangewithlonliness:
Holy shit this is cool.
It really fucking is <3
Hahahaha, oh man, BEST PLAYLIST.
Wrestling theme music, pop-punk, showtunes, 90s alternative/pop, r&b, and various random things. Yup, I dig it.
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